Oh yeah, that's right Fruity Pebbles
Welcome back to the latest issue of How’d the Cookie Crumbl. In this column the Raider Report gives its expert review on Crumbl Cookie’s most recent line up. Last week we opened the leprechaun’s pot of gold and tried the following cookies: Grasshopper Cake, Mallow Creme, Semi-sweet Chocolate Chunk, and Milk Glaze ft. Fruity Pebbles.
This week I was joined by the original trio: Elijah Dunlavey, Manav Patel, and Manas Patel. As always make sure to vote on your favorite treat at the end of the article. Now it’s time to see just how the cookie crumbled this week.
Grasshopper Cake: Not going to lie, this cookie is just as mid as it sounds. It’s a small two-layered chocolate cake with mint frosting and topped with mint chocolate chips. The cake tastes similar to a Junior mint except with an off-putting cakey texture. And like most of Crumbl’s cakes it’s overly sweet. This sure isn’t a spring forward in Crumbl’s performance.
3.6/10
Mallow Creme: Ah the leprechaun’s pot of luck: lucky charms! This cookie tastes like something straight out of the box boasting a classic vanilla Crumbl cookie topped with a thick, sweet frosting similar to that of the overly sweet cereal milk you get after leaving your marshmallows in the bowl for too long. On the top of the cookie, is your classic, unadulterated lucky charms marshmallows. Usually I complain about cookies being too sweet, however this is too nostalgic to love. It’s magically delicious.
8.5/10
Semi-sweet Chocolate Chunk: There’s nothing wrong with going to the classics, however after trying this I think mama Crumbl can excel at everything but the basics. It’s basically your classic chocolate chip cookie. The problem – it’s too soft and too sweet. I like a soft warm cookie, but it has to have some texture, this cookie just melts giving the eater a blob of cookie batter and chocolate. However, at the end of the day it’s still a chocolate chip cookie!
4.2/10
Milk Glaze ft. Fruity Pebbles: Woah, woah, woah! Now we’re back in Crumble-topia! This cookie is soft, warm and has a milky taste. On the top it has – yep, you guessed it – fruity pebbles. What more do I have to say then: yabba-dabba-doo!
8.9/10