Welcome back to the newest edition of How’d the Cookie Crumbl? In this column, the Raider Report expertly reviews Crumbl Cookie’s latest lineup and determines which way the cookies crumbled. This week we tried the four tastiest looking delectables: Churro Toffee White Chip, Frosted Strawberry Ft. Pop-Tart, S’Mores, and Cookies & Cream Brownie.
This week I was joined by four fellow THS students: Elijah Dunlavey, Manav Patel, Manas Patel, and Thomas Suchowolec. As always make sure to vote on your favorite treat. Here are this weeks: treats:
Results
Churro Toffee White Chip: This column has already established that Crumbl’s churro cookies are stellar, something to go brazen bananas over. The cookie is like Crumbl’s churro batter, mixed with isolated bits of white chocolate and toffee sections. But, how does the churro toffee white chip hold up? The texture is quite basic for a Crumbl cookie but the toffee complements the churro flavor and the chocolate chips offer a decent texture. However, it does hold a candle to the original, it comes to show simplicity is sometimes better.
-7.0/10
Frosted Strawberry Ft. Pop-Tart: Ah, the Crumbl collabs – who doesn’t love them? This week we were offered something straight out of mama Crumbl’s toaster, the Frosted Strawberry Ft. Pop-Tart cookie. It was vanilla – graham
cracker styled batter mixed with a grandiose strawberry jelly cross-section in the middle. The cookie was topped with white frosting and sprinkled with pop-tart bits on the top. All I can say is that I’m ready for Crumbl to drop their S’mores pop tart flavor.
-8.7/10
S’More: Spring fever is right around the corner and what better way to awaken us than with Crumbl’s own imitation of the exalted bon-fire treat. The S’Mores cookie has
a tall graham cracker flavor base, topped with chocolate swirls, graham cracker bits, and a substantial marshmallow center. Never before did I think I’d have to do a marshmallow pull from a cookie, yet here it is. The description speaks for itself.
-9.2/10
Cookies & Cream Brownie: Much like the Churro cookie, Crumbl’s brownie flavors have never ceased to amaze, this one continues the legacy. This is a cube shaped brownie with a thick chewy outside; a silky, creamy, chocolaty interior; and oreo bits mixed throughout. On top of the brownie is vanilla frosting mixed with chocolate swizzles and oreo topping. Going back to what I said earlier: simplicity is sometimes better – this is clearly the exception.
-9.8/10
